I saw this on Facebook and thought it was hysterical and had to share.
Before you buy your first puppy, take this test to find out if you can cope with living and looking after your puppy. Best taken in the autumn or mid-winter.
1. Buy a lead and tie it to a big stone, and walk around dragging the stone behind you.
2. Get up at 5am, go out in the pouring rain and walk up and down a muddy path, repeating “good girl/boy, wee-wees...poo poos, quickly, please!”
3. Stuff your pockets with plastic bags and pick up all the poo you can find, obviously not your dogs as you have not bought it yet.
4. Start wearing your shoes indoors, especially during muddy times.
5. Collect leaves off the ground and spread them on the floor.
6. Carry sticks and branches indoors and chop them up on your carpet.
7. Pour cold apple juice on the rug and floor....walk barefooted over it in the dark.
8. Drop some chocolate pudding on your carpet in the morning and then try to clean it in the evening.
9. Wear socks in which you have made holes using a blender.
10. Jump out of your favorite chair just before the movie ends and run to open the back door.
11. Cover all your best clothes with dog hair, dark clothes with blond hair and light clothes with dark hairs.
12. Tip all just ironed clothes on the floor.
13. Make little pin holes in all your furniture, especially chair and table legs.
14. When doing dishes, splash water all over the place and don't wipe it.
15. Spread toilet paper all over the house when you leave the house and tidy up when you get back home.
16. Forget any impulse holidays and/or breaks.
17. Always go home straight after work or school.
18. Go walkies no matter what the weather, and inspect every dirty paper, chewing gum, and dead fly you might find.
19. Wake up at 3am. Place a correct size bag of flour on top of yourself and try to sleep, whilst wiping your face with a dishcloth, which you have left next to your bed in a bowl last week.
Repeat every day over 6 months and if you still think getting a puppy sounds like a good idea, congratulations, you might be ready to get your puppy!
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